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Oct. 30th, 2009

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Keep on running

Jesus.  March 2008 was my last post apparently.

Many and profound things have occurred in my life and the lives of my (few) virtual and (er... very few) real friends since I last posted.  You might imagine my first post for moons would, therfore, be profound.  You'd be quite, quite wrong. 

This particular LJ has just realised what a terriffic rhythm section Joy Division had.  Decades after everyone else was aware of that fact.  Yes.  Told you it wouldn't be profound.

Mar. 5th, 2008

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'R'sing about

Thanks to [info]bagrec for this meme.  He gave me the letter ‘R’ – the deal is that you list 10 things you love starting with the initial letter assigned to you by the person you pinch the meme from, and provide an explanation for your choice.  Clear? 
 

I haven’t thought about this at all, as I thought a stream-of-consciousness response might be more interesting.  Armchair Freudians get yer notebooks out. 

  

Feb. 27th, 2008

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Route 59

I was on a bus this morning.  Two seats away from me, a woman suddenly exploded "it's just stop, start, stop, start!" 

On a bus.

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What the media and the scientists aren't telling you

Gosh, there’s a bit of a fuss about antidepressants isn’t there?  And a fair amount of guff being written as well.  I quite enjoy it when a ‘science’ story makes the front pages.  Trials get conducted every day, literature reviews get conducted every day and scientific papers get published every day.  Normally no-one cares.  A lot of the time, I suspect even the scientists involved don’t really care that much.  But every so often a scientific paper makes the front pages of the newspapers, and a lot of guff gets written, and everyone has hysterics.  

 

It’s hard to get a real feel for why it is certain scientific papers rather than any other that capture our  collective attention, but as a general rule of thumb the ones that excite both the media and Mr and Mrs Average seem to be the ones that confirm widely held prejudices, and appear to reveal ‘science’ to be conducted by a shady cabal of people who are trying to pull the wool over our eyes.  Excepting, obviously, the authors of said paper, who are among the few scientists who wield the simple sword of Truth and are prepared to speak out about the conspiracy of lies that (it is imagined) otherwise surrounds so-called science.

 

Nonetheless this antidepressant malarkey is front page news, so you’ve got to find out what the actual facts are, right?  So I did not trust the mainstream media to provide the actual facts – I went straight to my impeccable source.  It’s not hard as we live together.

 

I can now reveal what I actually learned about fluoxetine, which as any fule kno is the active ingredient in Prozac and all the rest.  Rats dosed with fluoxetine masturbate a lot.  That is it.  That is what I learned.  All of what I learned.

 

I hope this will make a useful contribution to the ongoing debate.

Feb. 26th, 2008

legalise conkers!

High Society

I went to the Royal Pharmaceutical Society of Great Britain last week, to go to a lecture about cannabis held by the British Society for the History of Pharmacy.

 

None of the above is, strictly speaking, my natural domain, but life is a rich tapestry, is it not?

 

The headquarters of the RPSGB is near Lambeth Bridge, and its upper storeys provide what must be one of the best views of the Houses of Parliament I’ve seen.  It also contains a museum of pharmacy, and some of the artefacts are on display in the foyer.  I especially liked the large, dark blue ceramic urn with Leeches written across it in large lettering.  If I ever needed a place to keep leeches, I would certainly want to seek out a similar antique.  There were also a number of examples of packaging of medicines across the ages, my favourite of which was a tin of Eucalyptus Oil & Cocaine Throat Lozenges. 

 

There were several jars containing things like dried toads, snakes and sea horses.  I didn’t have time to actually read what ailments these might have been intended to treat, but I wouldn’t want to suffer them.

 

The members of the British Society for the History of Pharmacy were not the most youthful and spry group I have ever seen.  When we walked in we were asked if we were students.  Since all of us in my small group are in our 30s, and J, the youngest, hasn’t been a student for several years even taking her PhD study into account, we all felt a bit flattered.

 

The lecture was fairly interesting, with not so much tricky science that my feeble brain was overtaxed, and I had J and our friend N on hand to explain hard bits to me anyway.  The main message, at least by my layperson’s understanding, is that the World Health Organisation concluded years ago that cannabis has no therapeutic value.  Since Britain is a signatory, along with many other countries, to the 1961 Convention which says so, very few studies appear to have taken place to test that assertion.  So it may have therapeutic value in the circumstances that some users claim, or it may not, although, perhaps slightly depressingly, (especially if you are a particular type of legalisation campaigner) the claim that it has therapeutic benefit for people with MS appears not to be borne out by the British trial which has been conducted.

 

I also found out that Queen Victoria is reputed to have taken cannabis for menstrual cramps, and that, according to one gentleman in the audience (who may well have seen it first hand) it was once used as a treatment for corns.  I have no idea how you would administer cannabis as a corn treatment.  Or indeed why.

 

I sloped off to the pub after with J and N, cheered by the thought that next time some boring old hippy roped me into a legalisation debate, any comment I made would no longer be from my traditional stance of ignorance, presumption and prejudice, but on the basis of my now having a little knowledge, however dangerous a thing that is in my hands.  It’s one step forward at least.

Feb. 18th, 2008

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The coastal town that they forgot to close down

Well over a decade ago now I got fed up with Radio 1 and, (ironically as it will turn out) finding Virgin too AOR, started fiddling with the tuner dial trying to find a station that played popular music, but which I thought was actually good.  Miraculously I alighted upon it.  Most of the music was pretty old – a lot of ‘60s stuff, but really, that suits me fine – and I swear I thought it was the coolest radio station I had ever heard.  At least I did until the mood of the cool, atmospheric playlist was shattered by something like Bachelor Boy, alerting me to the fact that for a good quarter of an hour, and way before my time, I had firmly believed that Radio 2 was magnificent. 

 

Fast forward some years to Sunday night.  There was nothing worth watching on television, even by my low standards*.  And so I ended up watching Antiques Roadshow.  I attempted, initially, to persuade myself that I was watching ‘ironically’.  I was an undergraduate in the early ‘90s after all, a time when you could get away with any childish or uncool behaviour by claiming you were being ‘postmodern’ about it.

 

The thing is, it was recorded at the beautiful, Modernist De La Warr Pavilion at Bexhill on Sea, and I kept delightedly exclaiming things like ‘look at those lovely handrails – soooo elegant!’  As I tuned in an ‘expert’ was coming to the end of a discussion and valuation of a collection of Ladybird books – [info]bagrec  is not, in my view, free of blame for his influence in this matter – including those that were, for example, Welsh language.  There was even, within the collection, Jen Londono!, a Ladybird title in Esperanto (go here if you don’t believe me: http://www.ladybirdflyawayhome.com/pages/foreign_lang.htm).  I found myself regretting deeply that I had only caught the end of the discussion.    

 

I was consoled only by the fact that the item was followed by a look at some plywood chairs that had been restored alongside the pavilion itself, an Austin Seven and a piece with a slightly pervy man (but slightly pervy in a harmless, eccentric, English way) and his collection of saucy seaside postcards and one of those ‘What the Butler Saw’ machines where you put in a penny, crank the handle (so to speak) and watch a mildly pornographic loop of film (his had a sign which said something like ‘For Use by Gentlemen Only’).  All of which, in my view, are good things.  I loved every minute.  I enjoyed watching Antiques Roadshow.

 

The conclusion I draw from this is that I am, and possibly always have been, spiritually about 25 years older than my chronological age.

 

How I dearly wish I was not here.

 

*How low are my standards?  I bet I am the only person with an IQ of over 10½, and possibly just the only person ever, to have watched Nuts TV’s Fit and Fearless, with the exception of Charlie Brooker, and he only watches this stuff because he is paid to write amusing, incredulous bile about such dreck, whereas my only ‘benefit’ is to feel morally tarnished and despairing of humanity.

 

 

Feb. 11th, 2008

mind the gap

Monday night entertainment - a sense of mortality

I didn’t bother writing anything about David Attenborough’s new series, Life in Cold Blood, last week because the world and their dog were already doing that, and they're all better writers than me.
 
As a consequence of reading what everyone else was writing, I discovered that this is likely to be his final major series. I find this saddening.
 
I have fantastic memories of being a small boy and being allowed to stay up late to watch his programme – I think it would probably have been Life on Earth at the time – on the basis that it was educational, and also that I made a big fuss to be allowed to watch it, because it fascinated me.
 
Part of his appeal I suppose is that he’s been around for moons, and so is depending on your age either a kind of favourite uncle or a cool grandfather – or even great grandfather – to a considerable proportion of the population. Another is that natural sciences probably seem more accessible and more compelling to most people than other programming based on scientific content, however ‘popular’ in touch, and so makes us feel better about ourselves for watching something educational instead of some crap about property, or Katie Price, or whatever, as usual.
 
But that’s just petty really, because the real reason is his infectious enthusiasm and genuine sense of awe about what he is talking about, his charm, and his ability to engage and therefore to educate, whether we like it or not. It’s a well known pedagogical technique, but not many people are actually that good at it. I’d swap about 10,000 Robert Winstons or David Starkeys for one Attenborough, for example. 
 
Watching his very early broadcasts is fascinating now, because they were so basic. I’m sure I’ve seen programmes he made decades ago where it was just him in a studio, sat with an animal, talking about it – ‘yes, this is it’s tail you see, it’s very interesting, because…’ and you still find yourself getting sucked in, however low-rent it seems now. Incidentally if you watch old comedy sketch programmes like Not the Nine O’clock News now, they often aren’t that funny, because too many of the cultural references have disappeared into the past, but a sketch that references Attenborough and Gorillas still makes sense because it’s one of the things from that era which is still emblazoned on people’s minds, because it so captured our imagination.

Even more extraordinary to me is the size of the budget and production values his programmes attract now. I can’t imagine even the most Reithian head of the BBC granting anything like the time, resources and budget that have become the norm in natural science programming were it not for the specific popularity and all round wondrousness of Attenborough. That makes us all richer. 
 
I quite like the short ‘making of’ codas that he has included in more recent series as well. There he was, tonight, tracking down a striking bright orange thing called a golden frog, in Panama, with a biologist who was making frog call noises, which Attenborough was trying and failing to imitate himself. Again, the strength of Attenborough is to make you think this is a noble pursuit, rather than a thing that makes you think biologists are a bit mental. If you have ever spent much time with biologists then you’ll know, as I do, what a tremendous achievement even that fact is.  

The thing about these frogs is that they use specific gestures as well as calls when they are attracting a mate or despatching a rival male. Attenborough was in full-on jovial grandfather mode, provoking a male frog into variously waving, calling or fighting with a small plastic model frog to illustrate the point.  It was really a small point in the whole programme, but the significance within this coda was that you’d just watched the best hour long advert for preserving biodiversity and treating our natural environment as a precious asset that I can think of, excepting possibly another programme by Attenborough, and these frogs were seemingly literally on the edge of extinction as a consequence of the environmental impact of human development, such as a local road-building scheme, and the advance of a fungus. 
 
So In Attenborough’s (possibly) last big series of programmes, we had just been introduced to a species of frog that the tiniest percentage of us would have even heard about before we’d started watching, and we were made to care about its plight, and dwell on the significance of its imminent loss, in a very brief lecture, utterly lacking any hectoring quality, but no less powerful or significant for its brevity or its tone. And a substantial part of the nation, I hope, felt privileged to have seen this waving orange frog, if only on television, before it is lost to us forever, and to muse on what that means not just for a locality in Panama where they had once been numerous, but what the threat to biodiversity means around the world and to us all.
 
It is easy to be cynical about tv in an age of Big Brother, Nuts TV, and possibly (though I hope not) even worse – and believe me I often am – but I think the kind of tv David Attenborough has been responsible for making may be about the finest justification for the BBC imagineable. 

Jan. 9th, 2008

charlie mouse!

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover (Simpson, H)

I seem to be wanting to go to sleep somewhere around 2 am lately.  I presume this is because I had a long Christmas holiday and feel well rested and relaxed, and my body clock is desperately seeking to readjust to normal, ie being oppressively sleep-deprived.

 

The ‘advantage’ of this is being able to watch late night/early morning tv.  There isn’t usually much good on after the witching hour, admittedly, but for some reason I love tv that is so bad it is really bad.  I can’t explain why.  I am just odd.

 

As a consequence of my late night/early morning viewing habits, I can confirm the top 5 worst films ever are quite possibly as follows.  I was fortunate enough to watch those shown in bold in a single night.

 

  1. Jaws 3 (special mention for the bit where the attacking shark is seen off by two dolphins.  FFS)
  2. Anacondas: the Hunt for the Blood Orchid (I haven’t actually seen this but it must surely be worse than Anaconda, unless it is like Godfather Pt II in not conforming to the usual sequel/diminishing of returns law)
  3. Anaconda
  4. Freddy vs Jason
  5. Hannibal Rising

I particularly like those adverts which first appeared a few years ago, where you can text a number to chat to girls who’d really like to get to know guys like you.  These ads mystify me.  Where do the girls come from?  I have never seen any corresponding ads that say things like ‘text this number now to be inundated with texts from sad, ugly, insomniac, onanistic, lonely guys who are so stupid that they really believe a hot blonde girl like in the ads, or indeed anyone, may honestly want to flirt with them by text’.  I know that I am not the target audience for such an ad, so maybe they do exist on a special channel that beminiskirted blonde babes like the ones in the ad for us sad blokes watch.  But I doubt it.

 

This is one of the mysteries of life that have most consumed my time in recent weeks.

 

The others are:

 

  1. what is the difference between a spire and a steeple?
  2. what is the difference, if any, between an omelette, a frittata, and a tortilla?

Any answers to the comments box please.  Ta.

 

Jan. 7th, 2008

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Latest news from the Lambeth Primary

Via fellow political animals [info]getawaywithitand [info]suzanne219, a meme to play with:

93% Barack Obama
92% John Edwards
91% Chris Dodd
90% Hillary Clinton
88% Joe Biden
87% Dennis Kucinich
87% Mike Gravel
82% Bill Richardson
41% Rudy Giuliani
26% John McCain
22% Tom Tancredo
20% Ron Paul
19% Mitt Romney
15% Mike Huckabee
8% Fred Thompson

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz 

I have no idea who many of these people are.  And you know what, I don't much care*.  Although admittedly if I was a US voter I might have paid a bit more attention to anyone other than the ones who have been the front runners so far.  Who is Chris Dodd for example?  Apparently I should like him more than I do Hillary, and perhaps I would given the opportunity.  I do know who Fred Thompson is: he is the District Attorney from Law and Order, and I probably wouldn't vote for his Law and Order character, though I do like Jack McCoy a lot.  I have no idea what his real life policies are, and I'll probably never find out either.

If I really was a 93% match for the policies of Mr Obama I would be applying to emigrate to the US right now.   I can't imagine that any politician anywhere** matches my aspirations so precisely outside the world of a meme.

What really surprises me is that I have as much as a 41% match to anyone from the Republicans - although I know Rudy is a bit 'different' in that regard - let alone no less than 82% for any democrat, in a coutry that doesn't really do 'left' as such.  I must have a quiet word with myself about my politics if this thing is actually any indication of reality.  Although overall the low match to most of the Republicans better signifies the terror I have of any of them actually winning than the high scores for the Democrats accurately reflect the degree to which my enthusiasm for any of them is unbridled, although I have to say I am more animated by the Democrat contest this time round than last, and last time it was to try and beat Bush....

If I had my way that nice Jed Bartlett would be allowed to stand again.

*I will probably care a little bit more if one of them actually, y'know, becomes POTUS.
** With the possible exception of Nye Bevan, in my idealised imagination.  Or Sam Seaborn in the West Wing.

Jan. 4th, 2008

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Fast Cars

Further to bagrec's post about his favourite Hot Wheels car, a photo of the Matchbox Speedkings Lamborghini Miura. Speedkings were larger scale than 'ordinary' matchbox cars (and hence wouldn't fit in a matchbox), but everyone knows that when it comes to sports cars, size matters. 

Look, it has an opening engine cover and everything!  And is therefore cooler than
bagrec's Hot Wheels toy. 'Beatnik Bandit' indeed. 

My own one remains one of my most coveted possessions, but sadly along with other of my most coveted possessions, such as my LP collection, is currently sitting in a storage unit in Battersea. 


 

Jan. 1st, 2008

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New Year, new post, usual pointless crap

Happy New Year to all.
 
J bought me a digital camera for Christmas, which was nice as I hardly dropped any hints whatsoever, even though it was the thing I most wanted in the world this year, with the exception of world peace, which yet again Santa failed to bring me.
 
Unfortunately for J, this being our first Christmas together she failed to realise how annoying me playing with said camera would become. So I thought it would be best to bring my camera activity over to LJ – consequently here, uninvited, are two of the first photos I have taken with it, and - yay - my first ever in an LJ post! They haven’t really got much of a common theme I don’t suppose, but no matter.

 

Dec. 10th, 2007

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In which I eat some mushrooms and dispense vigilante justice to a cyclist

Given that, when I am at work, the majority of that little effort and planning that I put into anything at all is working out how to get away with doing as little as possible, I am slightly surprised to find myself feeling mildly bored into my first day of a holiday.

 

It’s been an odd year in one way or another, and I haven’t had a proper holiday which has allowed me to relax for quite some time.  Somewhere along the line I’ve evidently forgotten what I like doing, possibly owing to not having enough time to do it, with the exception of going to the pub with J.  I remember I like doing that.  But she’s at work so that idea’s scuppered.

 

It’s also really chuffing cold today, which reduces the pleasure of being at home on a Monday a bit.  Our flat offers only mildly more protection from the elements than sleeping under a hedge, and at considerably greater expense.  At least at work I get centrally heated on the company shilling.  At least I do now that they have fixed my radiator.  I probably should have taken this holiday when it was broken, and capitalised on the warmth on the run up to Christmas.  That would have socked it to The Man.

 

On the plus side I have taken advantage of being home alone to cook mushroom risotto for my lunch, which I do really well and is by far the best vegetarian thing I can cook, but which I never get a chance to make because J has a violent allergy to mushrooms.  Being able to eat mushrooms more often would be one of the single things that would most improve the quality of my life, so I figure I have to take my chances where I get them.  I’m slightly concerned about sending J into some kind of anaphylactic shock through cross contamination or something, but I really do have a craving for mushrooms so I’m going to have to risk it.  Anyway, she’s a toxicologist, I’m sure she’d know what to do.  There’s bound to be an antidote to mushrooms, surely?

 

Mushrooms aside, the most entertaining part of my day so far was on the way to the supermarket to get said mushrooms, and encountering a cyclist.  On the pavement.  I don’t know why it should be so, but I am pretty convinced that Lambeth has the greatest incidence of cyclists on pavements of anywhere in the world.  I truly despise people who cycle on the pavement.  I am a very tolerant person and can probably, in the end, forgive most people most things, but I would seriously consider the death penalty for people who cycle on the pavement.  And I won’t hear any of that crap about how dangerous it is for cyclists on London roads.  I couldn’t care less.  It’s bloody dangerous on London pavements as well, because of all the bastards cycling on them.  Cyclists should get a fucking backbone and cycle on the road, or catch the bus, instead of giving me all their crap about being kind to the environment. 

 

I digress slightly.  The entertaining bit was that I, as usual attempted to describe through my body language the fact that I was not going to move an inch to assist the course of the cyclist’s journey, and that if he rang a poxy little bell at me in the hope that I would, I would most likely seriously maim the fucker.  Actually I did alter my course fractionally, but only to move to the middle of the pavement, all the better to get in his way a bit more.  As usual for one of these wheeled wankers, he carried on towards me with a look of grim determination that suggested I’d better move or he would mow me down.  It was a bit like a spaghetti western showdown, only infinitely more petty.  Fortunately I proved I was made of sterner stuff, causing him to swerve at the last moment.  And crash into a lamppost, and become entangled in his shopping.  How I chuckled to myself all the way to Sainsbury’s.

 

Now that I am middle aged I am finding I can take great delight in being a petty, grumpy old git.  So I also shouted at someone for jumping the queue to the checkout.  I would have bellowed something offensive at the police car that jumped a red light when I was trying to cross the road as well, but I hesitated and the moment was lost.  Probably just as well though, it may not be wise to bawl at The Filth for traffic infringements.  Bloody outrageous though, they ought to be locking up cyclists who ride on pavements, not playing free and loose with the highway code. 

 

Anyway, that was all very boring I suppose, but it does mean I have broken weeks of almost total ElJay silence.  Feel free to wander into the comments box and welcome me back.  Or don’t.  I don’t care.

 

Nov. 25th, 2007

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Opinion leaders

The fact that I haven't posted on here for weeks probably acts as a suitable metaphor for the excitement that is my life and the enthusiasm  with which I have embraced it, so I'll leave it at that.  I'm sure the blogosphere has been fine without me.

Next week I will be receiving policy advice from a variety of people, as I have in recent weeks, and will attempt to do as little with it as possible until I can take the holiday which I really, really need to happen.

Just before the weekend I was drafted in to record policy advice that was being received on a controversial area which provokes much debate and strong opinion on all sides of the argument within my union.  We are bound to report a policy recommendation to the union's annual conference in a few short months, and it will be a genuine challenge to state a position which doesn't infuriate anyone too much, without being so bland as to be pointless.  

I'll have to refer back to my written notes on Monday to draw out every nuance, but off the top of my head the most noteworthy points that were made are as follow.  I record them here for any readers who are not fotunate enough to be at the cutting edge of policy formation, and so lack in their own livesthe roller coaster of excitement and challenge that it represents .

"I am the elephant in the roomAnd I am not going to go away."

"My vicar is evil."

"I am from Wales.  And I make no apologies for that."

I can't begin to tell you what a privilege it is to work with people with this level of political sophistication.

Oct. 7th, 2007

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Help. I am being held prisoner in a suburban family home.

From the point of view of an adolescent boy who has just started to notice girls, and probably for some time thereafter, a girls’ sleepover is the most wonderful and magical place you can imagine finding yourself in the middle of.  All these years later I can confirm that they are less than they were cracked up to be.  Or maybe my interests have just changed a bit.

 

My sister in law sensibly went away for a weekend of debauchery (or at least that’s what she told me she was planning) and, with my brother working abroad at the moment, she left me in charge.  She claims she is coming back sometime on Monday but I have my doubts.  She’s been threatening to run away and leave me in permanent charge for years.

Oct. 5th, 2007

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Everything dies, baby, that's a fact.

I'm largely keeping quiet about politics on here just at the moment because I am so enraged with everyone it is hard to know where to begin, but I do just want to mention the fact that the Conservatives have made Jimmy Cliff’s You Can Get it if You Really Want the theme music to their conference this year.

 

I know this isn’t quite up there with the inappropriateness of Reagan hijacking Born in the USA for his own nefarious ends, but really, have the Tories seen The Harder They Come?  Surely the music is still linked inextricably with the film in many people’s minds, and it neither promotes traditional Tory values (well – looking after yourself by any means necessary, whatever the cost to others, possibly) nor is it easy to imagine many Conservative frontbenchers as hardened and desperate gunslingers like Ivan is at the end of the film.  Although it would appear some have had approaching his involvement in drugs in their own way.

 

To be fair I can see the appeal to them of the lyric “Rome was not built in a day/Opposition will come your way/But the hotter the battle you see/It's the sweeter the victory”.  I can also see the more traditional appeal to the Tories of the line “win or lose you’ve got to take your share”, but what should we make of their association with the previous line, “persecution you must bear”?  What persecution do the old Etonians and chinless wonders who governed the country for the bulk of the past century imagine themselves to suffer?

 

My real objection of course is that I love the soundtrack to The Harder They Come and I’m annoyed with them for 'stealing' a part of it.  

 

It also raises the question for me as to whether all music, or indeed any other form of "artistic expression" (ugh - but I'm too lazy to reword it), loses its power and impact over time.

 

During the course of wondering whether I want to see Control (see previous post) it’s occurred to me that Love Will Tear Us Apart has almost entirely lost its impact on me.  All through the 1980s, and for a good part of the 1990s, it seemed to me so bleak and desolate that I was pretty much unable to listen to it.  I don’t exactly find it uplifting these days, but it doesn’t have anything like that effect on me now, I suppose because successive years have made it more and more familiar.

 

The one that always gets me though, is The Clash’s London Calling.  I remember being a teenager and hearing it for the first time, as I was drifting off to sleep with a transistor radio playing softly next to my pillow. It sounded utterly apocalyptic, and not only did it shake me awake but it was one of the few songs I’ve ever heard that has ever genuinely startled me because it was just that good, in a kind of a wild, untamed, to my mind quite radical way.  And it was a decade old even then.

 

The thing is, I still really see it that way, but I seem to be the only one. It’s used on soundtracks of tv programmes all the time now, to signify ‘the focus of this programme has moved to London’.  No matter how banal the programme – I’ve seen it used on Blue Peter for example (though god knows why I was watching Blue Peter) and for all I know the The Antiques Roadshow and Songs of Praise use it in the same way.  This continues to mystify me.

 

Please, please, though, gods, don’t allow Boris to appropriate it for his mayoral campaign.

 

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Control

Is any of my extensive El Jay readership going to see Control, based on the life of Ian Curtis? I know [info]bagrec  has a new-found philosophical objection to Joy Division based on the trainers episode for example.

I think I'd quite like to see it and it has a rave 'film of the year' review in The Grauniad today, but... well.  It's just not very life affirming, is it, as a story?  I think the story of New Order possibly is, or could be made out to be.  But I'm not sure there is any way you could say the same about Curtis' life, and the fairly horrible circumstances of his death. 

On the other hand, apparently it is a very good 'period' piece.  I had meant (but failed as usual with me and cinema) to see This is England for similar reasons.  My memories and perceptions of the early to mid 1980s are very contradictory and confused, with the result that I am always intrigued to revisit the era in films, documentaries, music, and other such things, to attempt to piece it back together again in a way which makes some kind of sense.  I've still not succeeded.  I saw my parents last night and part of our conversation underlined the fact (how do you make sense of an era that included visiting Native American reservations one minute and going to a very traditional boarding school in a damp Welsh town the next?)

I need to stop seeing films that drag me down, though (the last was Atonement two weeks ago, which was a bit of a misery in its own way).  I saw The Simpsons movie recently, and I think laughter and silliness is what I need more of in my life.  Ho hum.

This post ends here as this El Jay does not do 'emo'.  Or not any more than it just has, anyway.

Oct. 4th, 2007

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Cos I get bored too

Thanks to [info]suzanne219 for helping me waste some time with this meme. She made me pick song titles starting with an 'O', which is all but impossible - so she obviously hates me, though I don't see why. Thank god for Neil Young who supplied more than his fair share. There may be some others that I like more than these, but these are the ones I could actually think of and do at least like a bit:

No point in doing the 'leave a comment and I'll give you a letter' bit as I appear to be the last person on LJ to have done this.

1. Out of Time: The Rolling Stones
2. Ohio: Crosby Stills Nash and Young
3. One: U2
4. Oliver’s Army: Elvis Costello
5. Oh Sister: Bob Dylan
6. Only You: Yazoo
7. Our Town: Kate Rusby
8. Over and Over: Neil Young
9. Oh Boy: Buddy Holly
10. Only the Lonely: Roy Orbison

Honourable mentions to:

11. Out in the Street: The Who
12. On Broadway: Neil Young (or The Coasters and presumably numerous others)

Oct. 1st, 2007

event horizon

MP3 Serendipity

Being half asleep and feeling miserable about the prospect of Monday morning in the office, and how weekends are too short.
Being turfed off a bus at Holborn - again - even though the sign at the front claimed it was going to Euston.
Striding through Queen's Square, hardly anyone around, huddled into your collar against the cold, grey damp.
Walking past the Brunswick Centre as falling leaves swirl around you, dodging the spray from white vans and black cabs as they cruise past through puddles.
For this reason Suede were invented.

Sep. 30th, 2007

unity!

Conference season musings

I’ll be quite glad when parliament is recalled and some proper politics start happening again.  At the moment, with the conference season still going on, there is a series of pointless speculations, where far too much is read into politicians’ every utterance by political commentators who feel they have to say something.

 

I hope that one thing which will turn out to be no more than pointless speculation will be the concept of Brown calling an early election.  Apparently, if you listen to the pundits, about 98% of everything said at the Labour conference last week was a gearing up for a general election campaign.

 

I see no case for an early election.  Brown should respond to any calls for him to seek a ‘personal mandate’ by giving the country a robust civics lesson.  Labour received a very firm mandate in the last general election.  Brown is now Labour leader and inherits that mandate.  Any suggestion that it was somehow Tony Blair’s mandate is nonsense.  The only people who voted specifically for Blair in the last election were the voters of Sedgefield, so that was his only ‘personal’ mandate. 

Sep. 27th, 2007

event horizon

Stupid old Fart (slight return)

I think I may be the first person to have ever created an MP3 file which includes an accordion and krummhorns.  In the future, when we are all taking energy pills instead of eating meals, I will most likely want a spam fritter-flavoured one.  And then I will ride my jet pack down to the bingo.

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